1 . If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2 . Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian . Think about it . 3 . Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration! 4 . Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking! 5 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!! 6 . He was a good man .. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died,the insurance company refused the claim . They said, he who never lived, cannot die! 7 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8 . So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure! 9 . Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest has girlfriends!
10 . All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else! 11 . 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving . This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!